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		<title>It&#8217;s been a while.</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticguy.wordpress.com/2011/05/12/its-been-a-while/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 02:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t posted in a while and when I do it&#8217;s only bad stuff. I use this space as a place to express my negativity, and I don&#8217;t want it to be that. The truth is that I&#8217;ve been really happy for quiet awhile now. I&#8217;m with a wonderful woman with whom I feel fulfilled. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=411&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mistakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 03:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you believe every mistake to be a learning experience, something you will one day laugh at or look back and see the lesson learned, you are wrong. There are going to be mistakes where the lesson is never learned well enough, and they will haunt you and ruin the good things in your life. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=407&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I suck.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 06:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How long can you hide from your own emotions? You can try for a long, long time. But it doesnt make you better, it just makes you hollow. I really dont know how to feel or act right now. For the first time in my life I know that there is someone else just as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=404&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 20:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes even the worst sort of hurts in life can be reduced if you look at them sideways.&#160; It’s when you look at them straight on that you have to fall to your knees and weep. Sometimes I come around a corner and see them head on.&#160; I see them like that now.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=402&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Work Life.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 00:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When bad 80’s music makes you sad, it’s probably not a good sign. Im not giving up. I can wait as long as needed. I will wait as long as needed. There are just some things that you can&#8217;t give up on, and that lets you know you&#8217;ll never have better. I know that. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=399&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Waking</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 01:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is something quiet disturbing about waking from a nightmare you can’t remember.&#160; It’s not the actual nightmare, it has faded, nor the feelings the nightmare has invoked.&#160; Instead, the disturbance is knowing, really knowing, that something has followed you back.&#160; You can wake and know it was all just a dream, all just an [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=398&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 06:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Valentine&#8217;s Alison. We haven&#8217;t been together long, but I can&#8217;t imagine my life without you. Thank you. I love you.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=393&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Random Startings I Think Of:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 01:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dearest friend Markus, It is with my deepest apologies that I must admit my failure, and that I was wrong:&#160; Primates are in fact very combustible.&#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=392&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 23:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A broken man stared into his bathroom mirror, seeing the wretch he’d become. Too much stubble, too little sleep, eyes red rimmed with a pain he hadn’t known before.&#160; He shook a pill jar, spilling its contents in his hand.&#160; With an unsteady hand he took a single pill and put it between his shaking [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=388&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>His</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 18:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The ground sifted between his fingers, his desperate clawing tearing the earth and his nails, his hands leaving bloody streaks along the unclean ground. He’d lost her once, but he’d come to claim her. She had, as they all did, spurned him, left him humiliated and railing against cruel face and an unjust world. He [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=382&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The words.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 17:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The words would not come.&#160; No matter how hard he tried, no amount of starring, could force the proper meaning onto the page.&#160; He felt this very act, his attempting to put words to page, an act of destruction.&#160; The page had been pure once, unsullied, light and pure, unique of quality.&#160; It had been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=288&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I have returned!</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticguy.wordpress.com/2010/09/06/i-have-returned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I’m trying to use a new client to write in wordpress – I found the idea of logging in and troubleshooting inside WordPress kinda long and boring.&#160; I know, I know, LAZY.&#160; But ignoring all that I’m going to try and blog here again more than I have been, and focusing on telling the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=287&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m wondering&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is it that scares you? I&#8217;m curious. Halloween is coming up, but the holiday is usually just for fun. But let&#8217;s focus on the dark for a moment. What is it that causes you to wake in the night, reassuring yourself that it was all just a dream, that you are fine, that what [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=266&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<link>http://sarcasticguy.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/265/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who&#8217;ve ever lived. I see all this potential; and I see squandering. Goddammit&#8230;an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes; working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don&#8217;t need. We&#8217;re the middle [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=265&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Anniversary</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticguy.wordpress.com/2009/09/26/happy-anniversary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A year ago I had the opportunity to be part of something special. A wedding is always a cause to celebrate, but when it is between two of your closest and best friends, it is a wonderful experience. And when you get to play a part in that union the experience is made all the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=258&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Procession</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticguy.wordpress.com/2009/09/21/the-procession/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yeah, I thought I&#8217;d throw this up there. It&#8217;s not done at all, being only half told, but I never got the energy to write the rest, and I thought I hadn&#8217;t posted anything that was vaguely like writing for awhile now, so here it is. I woke to the sound of horns. Their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=152&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Horror of Me.</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticguy.wordpress.com/2009/09/20/the-horror-of-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like horror. But I don&#8217;t understand horror. I can get lost in a vibrant story of mental or physical anguish, and I can enjoy the psychology and tension of the moment, waiting for the darkness to unravel, so that, in that moment of revelation, I can feel joy, that I can smile at the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=246&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Zombies</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticguy.wordpress.com/2009/09/15/zombies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They are my bane. I smell them before I see them, the scent of decay and gangrenous rot wafting down the halls, filling my lungs with the stench. They are barely mobile, their gait a terrible proxy of bipedal locomotion. From their lungs a ethereal wheeze squeezes past their teeth, spreading their vile miasma. Milky [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=242&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Conan! What is best in Life?</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticguy.wordpress.com/2009/08/30/conan-what-is-best-in-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To crush your enemies &#8212; See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women! - Conan The Barbarian That is all.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=223&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Water Strider</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticguy.wordpress.com/2009/08/28/water-strider/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went for a walk today, down into the valley and over the creek. I watched a water strider slide across the water. He walked his impossible little walk across the water, like a bug messiah. He tried so hard, sliding across the water, trying with all his little heart to go upstream. But he [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticguy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8509032&amp;post=219&amp;subd=sarcasticguy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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